Zeroed Out

It’s that special time of year — when I channel Marie Kondo, The Terminator, and a monk all at once. Everything must go: emails, apps, unread voicemails, maybe even an acquaintance or two.

Zeroed Out
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I've felt increasingly distracted the past few months. There are some valid reasons why, but for now I'll address the most transactional of them.

Once or twice a year, I get hyperaware of clutter. The things I own that actually own me, the notifications that go ignored, the feeds that steal my attention. I want to rid myself of them all. This month, I'm doing it again: purging closets, closing accounts, unsubscribing from e-mails, pruning social feeds, and deleting apps.

If I wouldn't buy it again, throw it away. If we haven't conversed one-on-one this year, unfollow. If it's selling me something I do not need, unsubscribe. If I haven't opened the email or voicemail in 60 days, delete it; everything else gets archived.

Inbox, voicemail, following: Zero. Here's to a simpler, quieter, and more intentional 2026.